Chucklef*ck Guerrilla Marketing Tactics.
You know what's so great about my blog readers? They sit around thinking to themselves, "How could I help out Carrie today?" That's because they're altruists- lovely, kind, smoking hot altruists and I love and appreciate them for it.
I'll take the guesswork out of it for you altruists today. Here are a couple of ways you could help me promote Chucklef*ck, which is at 8 at Bela Dubby at 13321 Madison THIS COMING MONDAY.
1) Show up.
2) Instead of calling someone an asshole, call them a Chucklehead. When they look confused, explain, "I guess it's that Chucklef*ck, Cleveland's Leading Monday Evening Alternative Comedy Show, is on my mind."
3) Get a Chucklef*ck tattoo on your face.
4) If someone mentions they like the following things recommend they go to Chucklef*ck: beer, coffee, live comedy, uncomfortable audiences, sloppy looking girls, Glengarry Glen Ross, inner ugliness.
5) Call your lover, "My little Chucklef*ck."
6) Name your genitals Chucklef*ck. Or F*cklechuck, or Chucklef*ckle, or Chucklefunk. Funklechunk is one deviation too far.
7) Pick up one of the handbills you will see soon at various local establishments and start jumping up and down yelling, "I can't wait! I can't wait! Why is monday so far away?!"
Be creative and make up your own viral marketing tactics! Keep in mind I have no money for bail.