Carrie Callahan's Roast!
Hosted by Mr. Zachariah Extra-"Durr"-nary
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"Led by Rep. John Adams, a group of state legislators have submitted a bill that would give fathers of unborn children a final say in whether or not an abortion can take place.
It's a measure that, supporters say, would finally give fathers a choice.
"This is important because there are always two parents and fathers should have a say in the birth or the destruction of that child," said Adams, a Republican from Sidney. "I didn't bring it up to draw attention to myself or to be controversial. In most cases, when a child is born the father has financial responsibility for that child, so he should have a say."
As written, the bill would ban women from seeking an abortion without written consent from the father of the fetus. In cases where the identity of the father is unknown, women would be required to submit a list of possible fathers. The physician would be forced to conduct a paternity test from the provided list and then seek paternal permission to abort."Now let me reiterate, I'm not pushing this bill to draw attention to myself. That would be very un-politicianlike of me. I'm a shy man, and considered drafting this bill using "Anonymous," but it turns out you can't do that. You learn something new everyday! Especially when you're drafting laws and you don't have a law degree! (Some people learn best by doing.) I don't think this will stir up controversy. Most people are in agreement that when you have sex with someone they get to make your medical decisions for you. That's why I haven't got my rosacea treated; I haven't been able to track down Susie from last weekend.